Holy Guacamole Sleeps 14 | Hot Tub | Fire Pit | Outdoor Fun

Holy Guacamole — The Weekender Stays
A Playful Woodland Escape in Broken Bow

Holy Guacamole is a private cabin tucked into the trees of Broken Bow, Oklahoma, just minutes from Broken Bow Lake and Beavers Bend State Park. Designed for comfort, connection, and a little fun, this home blends cozy indoor living with outdoor spaces made for slowing down.

This is easy mornings, game nights, and time well spent together.

◇ The Layout
• Sleeps up to 12 guests; 14 with Futon
• 4 bedrooms (3 king rooms + bunk room)
• Bunk room with 3 queen beds and 1 sleeper sofa
• Futon in the bunk room
• 4 ensuite bathrooms
• Single-level layout
• Floor-to-ceiling windows in living room

Room for everyone. Space to gather. Privacy when needed.

◇ Shared Spaces That Matter
The heart of the home is built for gathering.
A warm living area with a gas fireplace, large TV, and comfortable seating invites you to settle in after a day out. The dining table seats up to 8 and the large island seats up to 6, perfect for shared meals, while the fully equipped kitchen makes cooking easy and enjoyable.

Coffee in the morning. Dinner together. Fireplace on after sunset.

◇ Entertainment & Relaxation
A balance of fun and downtime.
• Shuffleboard
• Arcade game
• Board games for all ages
• Comfortable indoor gathering spaces

No distractions, just good time together.

Step outside and breathe it in.

◇ Outdoor Experience
• Gas grill
• Fire Pit
• Play set (swing set) for kids
• Lounge area by the outdoor stone gas fireplace
• Flatscreen television
• Outdoor String lights
• Corn hole
• Giant Connect 4
• Giant Jinga
• ATV Trails & Golf course nearby

Fresh air. Quiet surroundings. No rush.

◇ The Essentials
• Fully equipped kitchen + Keurig coffee maker
• Smart TVs & fast Wi-Fi
• Washer & dryer in-unit
• EV charger
• Central heating & air
• Large circle driveway
• Parking spot for boats and trailers
• High Chair
• Pack n Play/Travel Crib
• Room darkening shades and curtains

Everything you need. Set up and ready.

◇ Location
• ~5–7 minutes to Broken Bow Lake
• ~10 minutes to Beavers Bend State Park
• Short drive to Hochatown restaurants & activities

Close to everything. Still feels like an escape.

◇ Important Notes:
• Maximum occupancy: 14 guests
• Dog-friendly: Up to 2 dogs with prior approval. $150 per dog per stay. (Dogs only — no other pets.)
• No parties or events
• No smoking indoors, on porches, or on decks. Smoking is welcome in the driveway or in rocked and dirt areas of the property.
• Primary renter must be 25+ (21–24 with prior approval)
• Rental agreement required before arrival

Stay Details:
• Check-in: 4:00 PM
• Check-out: 11:00 AM
• Quiet hours: 10 PM – 8 AM
• No extra guests beyond booking

Fees & Penalties:
• Over-occupancy: $300 per guest over max
• Unapproved/unlisted dogs at the property: $300 per dog

Security Cameras For guest safety and property protection, two exterior cameras are installed — one at the front entry and one at the rear/back patio area. Cameras are outward-facing and monitor only arrival, parking, and property access. There are no cameras inside the home.

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Broken Bow, Oklahoma

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